January 2011
“Men are the best cooks; because wit 2 nuts 1 sausage n a little bit of milk he...”
– Jermaine Watson
“If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don’t start the conversation,...”
– @iSpeakFemale
It's Your Face!
KiKi: Why does your face look like that?
JayJay: I dunno.
KiKi: You just took a shower. Didn't you wash it?
JayJay: Yeeeaaah. I just washed in the shower!
KiKi: Then why it still look like that?!
JayJay: I dunno! It's stupid!
KiKi: It's YOUR face!
The Pearly Gates (Blonde Joke)
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter. “Welcome!” he says. “Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance.” “Okay,” says the blonde. “Here’s your question: name two days of the week...
10 Day Challenge
((one photo of yourself))
10 Day Challenge
((two songs))
1.) One Love—Trey Songz
2.) Hollywood—JoJo
10 Day Challenge
((Three Films))
3.) Inception
2.) Remember the Titans
1.) The Little Mermaid
::healthy tree::
Mom: I may have had one too many glasses of wine
Kid: What happened now?
Mom: I might have watered the tree and put motrin & vitamins & antibiotics in the water so we could have a healthy tree.
Mrs. Smith-Brown =)
Her: . . . :-( wanna text him but ain't too sure if his girl is around.
Me: My bad my phone died. U can BORROW Will for now, but don't get to comfortable lol
Her: Lmao! Well the more time that goes by with him being unclaimed, the more I attached and unwilling to part with him.
Me: Aye now! Forget it, borrowing privileges revoked!
Her: Lmao! Oh wow! Jus like that??
Me: Just like that *does ghetto head jerk*
Her: Um...I don't think I can accept that. I mean he need someone to keep him company until you get here.
Me: Cozy up to "Ken"
Her: lol...y don't u? He needs company too. Back to high school days. Juggle two
Me: Naw u take "Ken" and I'll make sure Will is happy.
Her: Lmao! Omg...kinda being selfish there naShae. Sharing i caring.
Me: Well, I don't CARE to SHARE Will!
Her: Lmao! Such a shame!
Me: So be it!
Her: Well since you're guarding William J Smith so heavily... guess I can pick up the slack with Mr. Shannon Brown. Don't worry... I got it. Jus focus on Will
Me: Oh heellll to the naw you can't!!!
Her: Somethings gotta give NeNe
Me: Lol. Nope. Will is my Jersey boy mmmkkk. Shannon is my soon to be baller husband...and I forgot to mention; "Kairo" is my...yet to be determined.
Her: Oh wow... ur ytbd...well Shannon gon hafta marry us both and Monica! Lmao!
Me: Lmaoooo a tripple wedding! I'd be happy with season tickets, shopping sprees and weekend sex. Oh and a car! U and monica can figure out the rest.
Her: I'll take what ur having...Monica can figure out shit on her own! Lmao!
Me: Lmao0o0o0o. Monica don't need the materialistic things she got her own money
Her: I know right. Let's just kick her to the curb
Me: Lmaooooo. Right?
10 Day Challenge
((Four Books))
4.) The whooole Harry Potter Series
3.) The Vampire Diaries
2.) Vampire Academy
1.) Mama by Terry McMillan
10 Day Challenge
((Five Foods))
5.) Cereal!
4.) Spicy Chicken Chipotle Pasta
3.) Chicken pesto
2.) Seafood
1.) Pizza
10 Day Challenge
((6 Places I wanna go))
[[international]]
6.) Italy
5.) France
4.) England
3.) Japan
2.) Brazil
1.) Barbados
[[national]]
6.) Atlanta
5.) Miami
4.) St. Louis
3.) Texas
2.) Seattle
1.) San Francisco
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
ohmostdefiantly:
woaah:
cherrryy:
I’m 29 and this still happens to me
chhhhhhyeah totally
The Food Diaries
[2:25 pm o01.o12.o11]
((yesterday))
Wow. What did I eat yesterday? I can’t remember everything, but I was eating, eating, eating. & That is no bueno! Of course I had cereal for breakfast. Lunch…IDK Hot pocket? Burrito? I can’t remember. No! I had shrimp and pasta. Yes, it was delicious. Then I had gummy worms. And a jello-Mousse-pudding. & more gummy worms. And...
10 Day Challenge
((7 Wants))
7.) Happiness
6.) Love
5.) to be able to make others feel the wonders of love & happiness together ( straight hippie, like, right?!)
4.) to not fall in love easy, but rather step in after running for so long and it just to be real, honest, and uncut.
3.) to do something with music, something meaningful
2.) to finish school & start a career
1.) jump head first into this...
10 Day Challenge
((8 Fears))
8.) Bums
7.) Falling out of a plane…& surviving.
6.) Losing my mom or aunts
5.) Losing any of my brothers or sisters
4.) Failing at life.
3.) Dying by fire or suffocation
2.) Being made deaf or blind
1.) Going to hell.
The Food Diaries
[10:25 am o01.o09.o11]
Didn’t eat last night. Which is fine with me, but I’m HUNGRY now. So I should eat, and yes cereal is my preferred choice. Like I said I’ll just have to transition to Kashi or something, or Special K. I didn’t eat too much yesterday either just cereal, and later on like around 3 I had some cheese pasta with tuna. *shrugs* What else is there to say except; I’m starving!
...
10 Day Challenge
((o09 Loves))
9.) My family
8.) My friends
7.) Myself
6.) Music
5.) Reading
4.) Cereal
3.) Jesus
2.) Laughter
1.) Love
10 Day Challenge
((o10 Secrets))
10.) I’m scared of the dark when I’m by myself, except if I’m in my room.
9.) I’m scared of bums.
8.) I’m a very good liar.
7.) The first time I ditched class I was in kindergarten
6.) I was scared of the deep end until I was like 12, then I forced myself to “learn how to swim”
5.) I used to keep my auntie Sherri’s change.
...
Honesty? You want honesty? Well, honestly. . .
HONESTLY; men tell you how they are in so many words. Ladies, you just gotta pay attention and stop overlooking what’s wrong, so he can be the perfect man. I mean DuH when you ignore a man’s, or a person’s for that matter, flaws they’re gonna appear to be perfect.
Now me, for instance, since this is MY blog thingy or whatever, I really like HIM. & yeah sure he likes...
The Food Diaries
[12:12 o01.o08.o10]
First of all I’m tired af. But it’s OK. Second of all I need a fill like bad lol. And for real of all. ..back to the food lol. Ok. so yeah cereal again this morning. I didn’t really eat last night, so I compensated. Is that bad?
I also noticed if I’m out and about food is the least of my worries. It’s when I’m just at home that it’s...
The Food Diaries
[3:53pm o01.o07.o10]
OK…So for lunch I had fish & shrimp…and it was fried! *ashamed* But the thing is I had serving sizes. And I’m tryna transition still. IDK how I’ma do this. I’m hoping I’ll look back on these post and realize how (weak) I’m being. Ugh I don’t even like applying that term to myself.
Oh and I also had cookies. 2. With milk.
...
The Food Diaries
[8:40am o01.o07.o10]
OK first of all I totally gave into my hunger pains last night, especially since the pains were consistent with the type of pain I have when it’s necessary for me to go to the E.R. I’m not bout to let a diet kill me! So I ate like half a cup of Cupcake pebbles & 2% milk.
While I was eating this I came to a conclusion my body rejects starvation; faster than...
