January 2012
shandyjanae asked: Your aunt? Girl bye.
What really happened at #OccupyOakland - Read my... →
anonymissexpress:
By baked420 | via @TurboKitty
For the internet, here’s a first-hand account of Occupy Oakland on 1/28/2012, because the news never tells the full story. I’ll tell you about the street battle, the 300+ arrests, the vandalism, the flag burning, all in the context of my experience today. This is deeper than the headlines. No major news source can do that for you, but Reddit...
Cuz I'ma MuFuggin Monsta!
Or at least that’s what I feel like.
Ugh.
“Shark week” sucks. I become anemic as hell, therefore I have to sleep with pants on and socks. I hate sleeping like that. I feel like my uterus is about to just drop out of my body at any moment. My thighs don’t feel like they belong to me, nor does my friggin’ behind. Sitting for too long gives me the notion that...
I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
kingjaffejoffer:
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the...
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Really Ghetto Ford Explorer
reallyghettoph:
does that say “Cute Vagina”?
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Fake It Till You Make It???... Understanding... →
Weights vs. Cardio: Your Guide to the Perfect Body
healthy-fit-happy:
You’ve Heard: You Can’t Burn Fat With Strength Training
Far too many people are focused on how many calories they burn while they’re in the gym, but this is shortsighted. Stop focusing on how many calories you burn in the gym and instead focus on how your body expends calories outside the gym. You burn calories throughout the day regardless of what you are doing, but...
I want a man to be a man, so that I can be a...
A Libra needs to be needed.
Survey Paints portrait of Black women in america
black-culture:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/survey-paints-portrait-of-black-women-in-america/2011/12/22/gIQAvxFcJQ_story.html
Libra Sadness →
mindofataurus:
Keeping a happy face is Libra’s way, even when they’re in pain. To them, sadness is a private matter and a shame. They’re aware of how self-absorbed it is to indulge it, but they also understand it’s necessary evil—giving them a very pragmatic approach to ridding themselves of it. To get out,…
We Will Be Censoring All Of Tumblr Tonight At...
She’s like a child, my mother. Coming in the house hollering, ranting, throwing things, slamming doors. You can’t get a word it. You’re the blame for every wrong in her life. It’s my fault she’s sick. Because I have that much power.
Over the weekend I used her car, somehow there’s a dent on the passenger side, a side I as the driver have no need to approach,...
“Biggie smalls was never fat, he was just full of lyrics. Rick Ross is fat.”
– Twitter
I don’t know what I’m gonna do. She’s on one. She been calling all night to bring my sister’s over, so I do when my brother gets back.
But, lo and behold she finds a way to come back home to cuss him out about his driving habits! Wtf? Lady you outside yo mind. If you could whip over here to cuss somebody out, you coulda whipped over here to pick up your damn daughters....
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I’m so mad right now. I can hardly even control my fingers to type.
So my mom calls me to bring my sisters and she’s going all hard in my ear, and I’m like “Hold up, there’s no need to be coming at me like that!” And she gets all mad, and I’m tryna explain the damn situation to her, but she won’t shut up long enough to hear it. Then she calls...
My opinion on how school is going to be in 100...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them
